
Okay, I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted here, so I’ve promised today is the day I’m going to start posting again. Actually, I was going to promise that yesterday, but, seeing as it was April Fools’ Day, I figured I’d wait.
I’ve also got something else to do today… my taxes. Normally, our accountant does them, but she’s swamped this year, and we’d have to pay extra to file an extension, since we got our last tax information in yesterday. So, we made the command decision that we (meaning I) would break out the calculator, pocket protector, and Excedrin and do it at home. Since misery loves company, I figured I’d combine taxes and blogging for your amusement. So, without further delay (or anesthetic), here goes…
5:48pm: Logged into IRS.gov. See the American flag on the Recovery Act logo and can’t help but think of Joe Biden. This is the most painful patriotism imaginable.
5:52pm: Just did a search on the site for “1040.” Came up with 56 different files. Do we need any other evidence that our tax code needs serious revamping?
5:55pm: Downloaded the instructions for filling out the 1040 form. 161 pages. This could be a long night…
6:27pm: I think I’ve finally downloaded all the necessary forms and instructions (with some minor household catastrophes thrown in for good measure).
6:31pm: Looking back through last year’s taxes, I figure I need to do all the supplemental stuff first, before I hit the 1040. Feeling the first twinge of a headache coming on.
6:36pm: Working on Schedule A. There’s something eerily comforting about claiming state and local taxes as tax deductions. Same thing with tax preparation. Hey… if I do my taxes online, does that mean I can claim my computer as a tax deduction?
7:00pm: Thought I had everything I needed… had to go get the vehicle taxes from their registrations. Gotta remember to put them back in there before anybody drives…
7:09pm: Oops… looks like I need to do some of the 1040 before I can continue with the other stuff first. I’m starting to gain a new appreciation for my accountant. I still want to put her out of work with something like the Fair Tax, though…
7:18pm: How many kids do we have? It seems like a lot more…
7:24pm: Great… I have to do Schedule E before I can get far enough on the 1040 to complete Schedule A… before I complete the 1040. Is it any wonder three out of four Obama appointees choose not to pay their taxes?
8:00pm: Still plugging away, but need to start putting the little deductions to bed soon.
8:26pm: Oh, goody… the Recovery Rebate Credit. Wait, you mean I don’t qualify for it? Does this mean I’m part of the “wealthy” now?
8:43pm: Whew! Just caught an error! Almost forgot a $58 income… not quite enough to qualify me for an Obama Cabinet position, but I’m feeling a little more “patriotic” now.
8:51pm: That extra “patriotism” came out to $7. Next time I’ll just buy an American flag lapel pin.
9:05pm: Okay, federal taxes are done… now to get the state taxes taken care of. I’m going to go ahead and stop liveblogging now, since some of you are fortunate enough to live in states without state income taxes.
See you all at your local TEA parties on the 15th!
Tags: taxes










